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Offline Panther Modern

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People buy 60k trucks because they want people to think they need them for manly stuff, not because they actually need them

It's a scientific fact that men who drive lifted trucks or cars with loud mufflers, as well as speed through city streets, have small penises.

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What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

It's a scientific fact that men who drive lifted trucks or cars with loud mufflers, as well as speed through city streets, have small penises.

Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

examination at mortuaries and hospitals after accidents.

Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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It's a scientific fact that men who drive lifted trucks or cars with loud mufflers, as well as speed through city streets, have small penises.
and women who drive these vehicles are all 5' 1" or shorter.

Offline mitlen

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What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?


Sometime it's better not to know.

Offline Frau Mau

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GMC truck/SUV commercial - omg dude man up!! what exactly is you wife going to haul in that black truck that she couldn't haul in the red SUV? You know what, probably nothing more than you will! You both need to shut the f up and buy sedans!!!!

His body under a load of mulch? Better disguise than a body in the trunk with a duvet.

Offline skippy1999

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His body under a load of mulch? Better disguise than a body in the trunk with a duvet.

:spit: nice to see you back, Frau!

Offline Panther Modern

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  • Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics.
What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

Harvard researchers are working on a paper to be published next year. I got a preview of it.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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GMC truck/SUV commercial - omg dude man up!! what exactly is you wife going to haul in that black truck that she couldn't haul in the red SUV? You know what, probably nothing more than you will! You both need to shut the f up and buy sedans!!!!
But she loves it.

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Frau sighting everyone.

His body under a load of mulch? Better disguise than a body in the trunk with a duvet.

Offline Frau Mau

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:spit: nice to see you back, Frau!

Thanks, missed you guys!!

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Everyone remember this gem?


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"How lowwwww can you gooooooo..."

Offline Copecwby20

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Having recently came back to this area.... I've been dicked around on my paperwork and sent from base to base to get my systems access. While driving to Annapolis I heard the "Kars For Kids" ad on the radio for the first time in six years. It was all I could do to not drive my crap straight into a tree.

Offline KnorrForYourMoney

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Everyone remember this gem?



Oh crap, I remember that all too well.  The "remote" line sent a shiver down my spine.

Offline mitlen

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The guy in the Barcalounger doin' aerobics for Geico has taken over the top spot

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The guy in the Barcalounger doin' aerobics for Geico has taken over the top spot
GEICO had been doing well for a while, but  this one is means the its easier than campaign has jumped the shark.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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The guy in the Barcalounger doin' aerobics for Geico has taken over the top spot

I thought it was funny the first few times. :shrug: No accounting for taste.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Having recently came back to this area.... I've been dicked around on my paperwork and sent from base to base to get my systems access. While driving to Annapolis I heard the "Kars For Kids" ad on the radio for the first time in six years. It was all I could do to not drive my crap straight into a tree.

Or, as my kids sing it... "1 877 I touch kids..."

Offline skippy1999

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I thought it was funny the first few times. :shrug: No accounting for taste.

I did too, that lady's face in the background "and kick and kick" is priceless lol

Offline mitlen

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I thought it was funny the first few times. :shrug: No accounting for taste.

It was the 5,674th  time that put me over the top.

I did too, that lady's face in the background "and kick and kick" is priceless lol

My eyes never got past the instructor but that voice  ..............  keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeriste.    :)

Offline 1995hoo

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I cannot mute the TV quickly enough when that GEICO ad with the fitness class comes on. I will refrain from commenting further lest this post someday be used against me if I do.

Offline mitlen

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Maybe the way the Steelers played has made me cranky (ier)  but I'm tired of the kid in the Verizon commercial and the hipster in the other Verizon commercial.   

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Agree - and the Steelers have no effect on my distaste for those Fios commercials.  What gets me is Fios is making more commercials with that brat in them

Maybe the way the Steelers played has made me cranky (ier)  but I'm tired of the kid in the Verizon commercial and the hipster in the other Verizon commercial.   

Offline Natsinpwc

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The guy who played David Wallace in the office is in a commercial. With Mickelson as his caddy. Don’t ask me the sponsor.