Livan Hernanadez has a cooler name than Brandon Beachy. The alliteration thing does not make up for the overall lameness. Seriously, Mr. and Mrs. Beachy, what were you thinking? Either ditch the "Beachy" or pick some other first name that does not reek of lameness when combined with Beachy. Maybe it is the boy named Sue philosophy and you wanted him tough so he'd be a good ballplayer, but at least Sue's Dad had the common sense to skip town once he stuck him with that name.