I'm calling it now......Guzman's hitting an inside-the-parker in the bottom of the 8th.
You mean a TWO-RBI inside-the-parker, of course.
edit: See? I knew Officer Schneider would get on base. 4 for 4...wouldn't it be a waste to use it up in a loss?
HA! They announced Guzman and I heard boos over the radio.