The Nats have a pitcher named Lannan
His arm isn’t much of a cannon
He laid down a bunt
That looked like a girl,
Now get back to the mound and start fannin’
Awesome! Now we've really got a poetry groove goin'. BTW, this is another instance of the profanity filter making things funnier.
I think that I shall never see
A Strasburg as lovely as a tree
But since trees cannot help in fall,
I will not mind Strasburg at all.