The Mariners put the "suck" in "sucks."
Mid-season, they fired their manager, their GM, and released a player making $15 million.
They KNOW how to lose.
GAME OVER. WE LOSE.AIR ZIMMERMAN WILL MAKE HIS FIRST APPEARANCE AT A WASHINGTON BASEBALL GAME, later today. He leaves Bonafide Beastly Buffalo, NY early, and may be signing autographs here at 4:40 pm!