Baseball jokes

[natsfan1a]

Edited topic heading because I added other URLs later in the thread...

from http://www.basicjokes.com/dtitles.php?cid=320

Is There Baseball In Heaven?

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching on Wednesday."

[NatsAddict]

Another baseball joke:

[natsfan1a]

Zing!

[natsfan1a]

As a public service, here are a couple more baseball joke sites (to be read after heartbreakers, during slumps, or as needed):

http://www.baseballhumor.com/

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humomenu.shtml

[ronnynat]

I liked it!

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[CALSGR8]

If its the same distance from home to first, first to second, and third to home; why does it take longer to get from 2nd to third?

wait for it!










Because there's a Short Stop in between!   

Yeah, I know its bad.  It was told to me by a friend's father.  I answered it correctly before he told me the punch line! 

[natsfan1a]

Good one!