LOL, that reminds me of back in my on-campus days in College Park, the Campus Crusade or various other evangelists would sometimes be aggressive in trying to pursuade you to join their groups or attend a meeting or whatever. After I grew tired of being polite, I started to tell them that "I'm a Catholic, I don't believe in all that Christian stuff". That would always catch them off guard just long enough for me to make my escape.
LOL, thats like when I went to college and the College Republicans, College Democrats, and whatever political group came up to me with flyers about joining I would always put my hand up and say, "Sorry, I vote Mickey Mouse."