Nats Park new backpack policy

[Slateman]

Get the D3 Flatpack from Haley Strategic. Not only will it hold a small laptop, the shoulder straps can be reconfigured depending on your loadout requirements. Essentially, you can turn your tiny backpack into a "satchel" and store the extra shoulder strap in the bag itself. Once inside, reconfigure your kit and thumb your nose at this stupid policy....

At least that's what I'm doing this year.

Plus, you can strap it to your plate carrier. For when you're battling the cats.

[Copecwby20]

Plus, you can strap it to your plate carrier. For when you're battling the cats.

crap does get pretty sporty at times.

[LoveAngelos]

Get an Alpaca.
A service  Alpaca.
Then you can stuff his saddle bags with all kinds of things and the Nat's have to let you both in the gstes

[HalfSmokes]

Nats announced that backpacks will no longer be allowed in the stadium. “The bag policy was created for the safety of all our guests,” explained the team in a statement, ignoring the fact that there is scant evidence that such security measures actually make anyone safer. What is certain, though, is that the Nats’ bag ban will inconvenience fans while separating them from more of their money.

The Nationals waited more than a month after announcing the ban to reveal that they had partnered with D.C-based startup Binbox to “make 500 medium- and large-sized storage lockers available” in which to store bags that won’t be allowed in the stadium. Binbox, in the laudable startup tradition of providing an already existing service but in a more complicated and expensive fashion, offers a baffling pricing scheme of “$2 per hour, charged in six-minute increments.” Also, payments have to be processed through an app called Stripe, so now fans can look forward to downloading a useless app they’ll never otherwise need and stressing out over each pitching change that threatens to extend the game by another six minutes. Dumber still is the fact that, according to the Washington Post, backpacks will need to be searched by a security staffer before they can be placed in the Binbox, which should make you wonder why a bag that’s been deemed safe by security is somehow still too dangerous to bring into the stadium.

https://deadspin.com/how-much-longer-will-baseball-stadiums-be-for-baseball-1833463105

So it was a way to generate revenue

[GburgNatsFan]

Get an Alpaca.
A service  Alpaca.
Then you can stuff his saddle bags with all kinds of things and the Nat's have to let you both in the gstes

And you'd be able to use those sweet, sweet handicapped seats...