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Offline Obed_Marsh

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Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« on: January 09, 2010, 10:36:34 pm »
Here's something to speed along the offseason. Suggested guidline: One clip or quote per post; no sequential posting.

Lachlan Patterson: Death by Stairmaster


Offline PatsNats28

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 11:59:51 pm »
nag, i'm a hundred!

Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 08:37:25 am »
Eddie Izzard - Being Bilingual

Offline PatsNats28

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 11:35:51 am »
is he like bisexual or something?

Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2010, 01:58:57 pm »
Heterosexual but a transvestite. Biography below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard

Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2010, 08:42:03 am »
Eddie Izzard may well have the two best standup acts ever:  Dressed to Kill and Glorious are absolutely two of the funniest standup concerts I've ever seen.

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Offline NatsAddict

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 09:23:05 am »
Jerry Coleman, the unintended comedian:

"(Dave) Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."

Offline Obed_Marsh

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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 09:57:21 am »
George Carlin "Stuff"

Offline houston-nat

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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2010, 12:24:47 pm »
Sam Kinison "Jesus Didn't Have a Wife"

Offline daveb32

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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 01:29:27 pm »
Pablo Francisco "Ecstacy"

Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2011, 10:05:22 pm »
Nick DiPaolo is the funniest man alive.  Still the best comedian I've ever listened/watched.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Funny Comedian Clips or Quotes
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2011, 08:32:37 am »
Dara O Briain "I Love Video Games"


I was in the crowd for this one and it was absolutely epic. Totally hilarious. And if you watch, you'll notice there is a Guitar Hero joke where it was kind of awkward to be there with my parents. :lol: