800 pound gorilla

[GburgNatsFan]

I recommend dulcolax and a lot of water.  Oh, you said consternated.

Bourbon and a little water.

[Smithian]

I feel like I'm a child believing in fairytales, but I have this small hope Juan Soto is overdue for a streak where he absolutely shreds the majors for a month and we wake up in 30 days within a couple games of first in the NL East and we get to have one more fun summer of competitive baseball before.....

[imref]

I feel like I'm a child believing in fairytales, but I have this small hope Juan Soto is overdue for a streak where he absolutely shreds the majors for a month and we wake up in 30 days within a couple games of first in the NL East and we get to have one more fun summer of competitive baseball before.....

Replace Soto with Zimmerman in the above, and you have most of the pre-2012 seasons.

[Smithian]

[Smithian]

He’s back

[JCA-CrystalCity]

He’s back

3 homers this week?

[aspenbubba]

Not yet

[Slateman]

I think the shoulder injury earlier this year was more serious than we were told

[welch]

I think the shoulder injury earlier this year was more serious than we were told

Yes. And it lingers.

[imref]

/thread

[Smithian]

[Slateman]

Home run derby fixed his swing