JCA-Crystal City has, it seems, never started a gameday thread. However, my own vote goes to another regular who has never done the honors, and one who's been waiting a long, long, long time to see good baseball back in DC.
I endorse ED STROUD.
I'll second Ed Stroud. Someone who has a longer history here than me and who regularly chimes in on the Game threads.
Besides, I'm going to the game fairly early, I hope, so I don't know if could set up the thread on time and under budget.