I enjoy close games that we are winning. I like well-pitched games as opposed to slaughter fests.
well that is the nail in the coffin. no chance the Nats score 5 runs.
You said you don't even like watching the Nats play in competitive games. You said they playing close games is meaningless and you prefer that they get blown out than they lose a close one. You might eventually get your wish but this game is still within reach.