I can't believe I'm saying it, but at this point, that might be one of the more preferable options.
Peter the Terrible is now a decrepit fleshsack. They could have a victory parade at the Inner Harbor and I'm not even sure if he'll know where he is.
As for Woes fans...they seemed to have learned their place after the 2019 and they've been in baseball purgatory long enough, so I could let them have this one.
Two of the most likely alternatives at this point are kicking off a Braves or Astros dynasty, and those are two options I find completely unpalatable. The Rangers winning isn't a nightmare or anything, but they are a stolen team and Dallas sports fans are about as likeable as an alcoholic Uber driver who talks too much.
