I am here for you my children. We all make mistakes. We are all sinners
Some of us more than others, but hey... who's keeping track. I am of course.
Get in here and come clean. Admit your sins in front of the congregation and be forgiven. Or I can start quoting your blasphemy Mo Fo's
The comments about a mediocre offense. Words of the weak and compromised. The work of the Devil.
Seek forgiveness and restore your FAITH.
Shame!!!
Forgive me father for switching to The Price is Right. I am overcome with shame and seek forgiveness as I attempt to get past my wicked ways. For as you know the devil is a cunning bastard, tempting me with cars, trips and baubles to say nothing of the hot models on the show (Rachel
). I ask forgiveness.
