Please, Bryce, sign with another MLB team that I dislike....
It's a 50/50 proposition, I know. But personally, I'd rather root against your hotdogging arse than for you.
If you somehow re-sign with the Nats, I can maybe find a way to root for you. But that would involve putting condoms over my tv, modem, router, Roku, keyboard, monitor, eyes, and fingers.
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