Fake news...
Cap'n Ahab, I've seen this white whale of which yunz speak. The gale was comin' out of the north at 100 knots. The evening sky was at twilight. Er, it was hard to see into such a soup. Off in the distance, I saw this fella we know as blue911. He was talking to a man who could only have been AtBC. A young damsel was with AtBC. I correctly concluded this must be Frau. Through the blessings of the evening star, blue911 introduced me to the elusive couple. I've seen 'em Cap'n. I've seen 'em.