Hm, it's almost like batting a real hitter leadoff helps. Maybe if Revere starts sitting when in NL parks, we should bat the pitcher leadoff just to make sure we maintain a yawning void atop the lineup. Consistency is important, you know, like having Papelbon blow each game in the 9th as opposed to pitching him earlier and having him blow it then.
It's almost as though I'm typing that on your keyboard.
