You guys can act smug all you want, sometimes there's a craving that only McDonalds can fulfill. I think they put some kind of drug in it. Yeah, you feel dirty and like you need to take a shower afterwards, but as you're shoving it down your gullet, it's euphoria.
The Sausage and Egg McGriddle is awesome. I worked at a McD's for 3 years as a teenager. Best thing I ever made there was meatloaf burgers. They were delicious.