A guy I knew in Canada ran off the road and buried his front end in a snowbank on the way home from the grog shop. Good Russian that he was, he popped the boot and managed to work his way through a good part of a case of beer before the RCMP showed up. He didn't drive after that.
I'll share a funny photo when I'm by the computer that I saw this morning. Guy spun out in his Subaru on the highway. Just got out and drank a soda instead of moving 
