I didn't take any of the pictures I ever posted on WNFF. I just copy them off the The WorldWideGorenet, as well as gif's and animated smiley-thingers. Someone else created all of them.
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I did find a Cricket Microsoft smart phone at Target for $40 last fall, but I only got it to use the camera for business projects. It's cheap because there are few apps that can be downloaded for it.
I found a smartphone of some kind at the grocery store today. I took it over to the customer service desk. Several people standin' around. I gave it to the clerk and said, "If I knew how to turn it on I would have stole it." Everybody chuckled. I was serious.