Nationals @ Cubs, Game 2

[mitlen]

What do you have a telescope to keep an eye on the hood?

Doesn't everybody?     

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

right, it's impossible to see all the way down the circular driveway and past the row of ancient oaks

What do you have a telescope to keep an eye on the hood?

[hohoho]

Not in their playbook.

Apparently not they go up there swinging.

[ajcartwright]

Apparently not they go up there swinging.

you can't get off the island by walking

[Baseball is Life]

right, it's impossible to see all the way down the circular driveway and past the row of ancient oaks

I have my driver do my spying for me.

[mitlen]

right, it's impossible to see all the way down the circular driveway and past the row of ancient oaks

Don't you have cameras at the gate?

[DCFan]

Doesn't everybody?     

They didn’t tell me that at my meeting at social security the other day. 

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

and drones

Don't you have cameras at the gate?

[mitlen]

They didn’t tell me that at my meeting at social security the other day. 

Once you get SS, you have to get one of those motion detector doorbells that keeps an eye on everything around your house.   

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Anyone figure out "T cubed"?

[DCFan]

Once you get SS, you have to get one of those motion doorbells that keeps an eye on everything around your house.   

[hohoho]

you can't get off the island by walking

Suero was obviously wild.

[mitlen]

and drones

Armed I hope.

[mitlen]

That pitcher had some clown shoes on.

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Reapers.  Had to torch the UPS guy the other day for throwing the cat litter.

Armed I hope.

[DCFan]

Anyone figure out "T cubed"?

Trea Titman Turner but they can’t put that on a jersey.

[mitlen]

Trea Titman Turner but they can’t put that on a jersey.

Like the guy in the grocery store lookin' for "Crisco".

[DCFan]

Damn Fios.

[varoadking]

right, it's impossible to see all the way down the circular driveway and past the row of ancient oaks

I was guessing that your crib looked more like this:

[NatNasty]

Time for a dong.

[mitlen]

Damn Fios.

Probably The Chief with his security upgrades.

[trangert418]

Trea Titman Turner but they can’t put that on a jersey.

So his middle name does start with a T. That's what I figured. So Google lied to me and said it was Vance.

[mitlen]

I was guessing that your crib looked more like this:

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Can't see through all the bushes.

[Slateman]

SAFE

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

freak