Cheap bastards need to sign Cano, a couple starters, a bench, and a pen, then come begging for a handout. Field a team that can do better than winning a five team division once in nine years.
No comment to the press. They'll ask for $300 million of taxpayer money but can't be bothered to make a public statement to the people footing the bill.
They'll probably want $50 million of the cash to go to their sham Dream Foundation where they can host a fancy party in their own honor so that all their fancy friends can tell them how generous they are.