HOW THE freak DID I FORGET TO RIP STOREN? WHEN THE freak DID WE GET ICE CREAM?
Storen - If you don't pitch for us again I wouldn't be upset at all man, closers come and go. Mike Macdougal would've closed that out better than you. Chad Cordero and his 2008 84 mph fastball would've shut the door. Jon Rauch might've even done it. Maybe Matt Capps, probably not though. I'm gonna start calling you Cundiff from now on cause you're just like Billy. Okay you aren't that bad but i'm heated right now. You sucked tonight and that's all that matters. You pretty much ended our season. I had three good goddamn tweets that i was saving to post for after we won but now i can't freaking use them. I swear I was gonna get at least 10 retweets with one of em. freak this man, first I lose my state championship in baseball after going 28-0 and now the Nats choke like I've never seen a team do before.
Just remember this: we were beat by Pete Kozma and Daniel Descalso. Unbelievable.