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Offline ajcartwright

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baseball humor/jokes
« Topic Start: May 31, 2013, 11:24:34 AM »
searched for a joke thread
failed to find one - if I missed
sorry, move at will

Appalachian League,
back in the nineteen forties.
things were different.

players sometimes drank,
during games, even on field,
post prohibition.

a relief pitcher
named Milt Famey did imbibe,
but he still pitched well.

late season match-up,
finishing order all set.
Milt Famey comes in.

bases are loaded,
the game is tied, 2 to 2,
2 outs, 1 to go.

on reaching the mound,
Milt Famey finished his beer.
crushed, and tossed the can.

on four straight pitches
he walked in the winning run,
beer can at his feet.

winning team member
picked up the empty, crushed can,
headed for dugout.

he said, when asked why,
"this is the beer that made
Milt Famey walk us"



explanation: "Old Milwaukee" beer
                      ad slogan - the beer that made
                      Milwaukee famous

Offline OldChelsea

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Re: baseball humor/jokes
« Reply #1: May 31, 2013, 01:02:49 PM »
[...]explanation: "Old Milwaukee" beer
                      ad slogan - the beer that made
                      Milwaukee famous


Actually it was Schlitz (although Old Milwaukee was originally made by Schlitz).

Offline Count Walewski

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Re: baseball humor/jokes
« Reply #2: May 31, 2013, 11:29:21 PM »
For my money, the best piece of baseball-related humor I've ever seen is this comic:

http://pbfcomics.com/150/

Offline Vega

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Re: baseball humor/jokes
« Reply #3: June 01, 2013, 01:03:19 AM »
Jokes? Okay. Who is worse than Danny Espinosa?


...NO ONE! HARHARHARHARHAR!

Offline Copecwby20

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Re: baseball humor/jokes
« Reply #4: June 01, 2013, 04:23:37 AM »
Jokes? Okay. Who is worse than Danny Espinosa?


...NO ONE! HARHARHARHARHAR!

For someone who has a sex life that is the equivalent of being called out looking, you sure are judgmental.