Are you going to be okay? This was your shortest post ever.
I'm going to the bunker, block all the air vents, and shut the blast-bay door. Goodbye, world!
No, seriously, bunker, where art thou? The only thing that'll make this worse? The fact our local news is going to be pleasuring themselves to the Orioles for the next week. After tonight, you don't want baseball for months yet. Unfortunately, such shan't be the case: "Live from Orioles Park - O MADNESZ!!!1!1 Cal Ripken Rox!"
Like I said, bunker, sealed, asphyxiate.