Nationals @ Phillies, Game 2

[MarquisDeSade]

When I do my next GDT I'm renaming everyone as X-men/Marvel characters.  I, of course, will be Thanos.

[cmdterps44]

When I do my next GDT I'm renaming everyone as X-men/Marvel characters.  I, of course, will be Thanos.

Don't make me either. I want to be Skeletor.

[houston-nat]

Talking about how from time to time you get turned into a goat, just like in the LEGO thread.

Plus I'm Puck so I'm the dude who turns him into a goat.

[hammondsnats]

When I do my next GDT I'm renaming everyone as X-men/Marvel characters.  I, of course, will be Thanos.

i want to be wolverine or i will never ever talk to you again

[hammondsnats]

Plus I'm Puck so I'm the dude who turns him into a goat.

who the freak is puck?

the real one from Alpha Flight?

[houston-nat]

who the freak is puck?

I am that merry wanderer of the night.
I jest to Oberon and make him smile
When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
In very likeness of a roasted crab,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale.
The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,
And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
A merrier hour was never wasted there.

[houston-nat]

Stephano Lombardosio LF
King Bryce the Harper RF
Count Zimmerman 3B
Adam LaRoche, a French gallant, 1B
Ian Desdemona SS
Espinosio, merchant, 2B
Sir Richard Ankle CF
Don Flores C
Count Zimmermann, of no relation to the first P

[MarquisDeSade]

i want to be wolverine or i will never ever talk to you again

Consider it done.

[cmdterps44]

Consider it done.

You're referring to the never talking to him again part, yeah?

[RL04]

Two ball clubs, unalike in dignity,
In Philadelphia, where we lay our scene, ... ,

Great stuff.  Well done, except . . .

The Twenty-second of May in the Year of our Lord 2012

Your lord, maybe.  Not ours.

[RL04]

who the freak is puck?

Really!?   You really don't know?         Must have gone to high school in Maryland or the District.    


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_(A_Midsummer_Night's_Dream)

[cmdterps44]

I want to be Richard III.

[imref]

Stephano Lombardosio LF
King Bryce the Harper RF
Count Zimmerman 3B
Adam LaRoche, a French gallant, 1B
Ian Desdemona SS
Espinosio, merchant, 2B
Sir Richard Ankle CF
Don Flores C
Count Zimmermann, of no relation to the first P

Flores has to be getting tired, what's this 9th start in 10 games?

[spidernat]

i want to be wolverine or i will never ever talk to you again

This is more hammonds' speed.

[houston-nat]

Your lord, maybe.  Not ours.

  I'm confused. But then I'm also non-religious 

[Lintyfresh85]

Your lord, maybe.  Not ours.

[houston-nat]

What did he even mean by that?

[nats2playoffs]

The Phillies of Philadelphia
(21-22)
LF Juan Pierre: A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
3B Placido Polanco: There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
CF Shane Victorino: Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
RF Hunter Pence: Thine face is not worth sunburning.
C Carlos Ruiz: Peace, ye fat guts!
1B John Mayberry: Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall.
SS Freddy Galvis: Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
2B Mike Fontenot: You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
RHP Roy Halladay: In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!

When my lineups swear they are made of truth
I do believe them, though I know they lie

Cudgel thy brains no more about it,
for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating,
and when you are ask'd this question next,
say "a gravemaker": the houses he makes lasts till doomsday.

Pierre LF
Polanco 3B
Victorino CF
Pence RF
Ruiz C
Hector Luna 1B: May be the devil: and the devil hath power   
Galvis SS
Fontenot 2B
Halladay P

[Minty Fresh]

"What are these,
So withered, and so wild in their attire,
That look not like th' inhabitants o' the earth,
And yet are on 't?"

"Phillies fans entering the park, my Lord."

[imref]

Hector Luna 1B: May be the devil: and the devil hath power   

the carpet guy?

[cmdterps44]

What did he even mean by that?

I'm not sure he understands that Shakespeare/people in the 16th century talked like that.

[houston-nat]

Cudgel thy brains no more about it,
for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating,
and when you are ask'd this question next,
say "a gravemaker": the houses he makes lasts till doomsday.

"What are these,
So withered, and so wild in their attire,
That look not like th' inhabitants o' the earth,
And yet are on 't?"

"Phillies fans entering the park, my Lord."

I love this forum.

[spidernat]

"O, Kristina, Kristina, wherefore art thou Kristina? If thou beest a woman, show thyself in thy naked likeness that we may engage in sweet embrace and enjoy making the beast with two backs."

[HalfSmokes]

blue911 is Falstaff
Smithian is Henry V
tomterp is Prospero
Ali/Frau are Benedick/Beatrice
Coladar is Jaques

BiL is Nick Bottom

[houston-nat]

"O, Kristina, Kristina, wherefore art thou Kristina? If thou beest a woman, show thyself in thy naked likeness that we may engage in sweet embrace and enjoy making the beast with two backs."

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ophelia: Ay, my lord.
Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?