Important questions for this game:
-Do the Nationals have any chance of winning today?
-Will this game thread make 20 pages?
-Should NOTLD commence drinking before the 1pm hour?
-Will Ronnynat continue his positive streak or will he succumb and use the word "nag" in describing someone's performance today?
-Will Blue show up on time and if not, should he be sent to the minors?
-Will Minty Fresh's elbow make a relief appearance today?
-Who will win the President's Race?
-Is SpiderNat really Annie Savoy?
-Will Sportsfan describe another big knocker chick for us?
-Will Belliard pass out more Bazooka Bubble Gum today?
-Does the new WNFF banner really bring out the color of our eyes?
These dire questions and more will be answered today at 1:35pm during Washington Nationals baseball.
The world waits and watches.
Gustavo has already been called up to take my place.
