Twins complaining about Parker not throwing enough fastballs last night:
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40188532/streaky-twins-hold-players-only-meeting-slide-hits-7
Boo freaking hoo. If you sit fastball and the guy realizes that's what you're doing, enjoy the Moyer-level slop. That's called pitching.
I think a lot of people have miscontextualized Roark. He put up two 200ish inning seasons as a starter with ERAs under 3. On most teams that makes you a #1 or #2. And yes, he was inconsistent and turned into a league average pitcher much of the rest of the time. But he was far beyond avoiding embarrassment. If either Parker or Irvin had Roark's career, I'd be ecstatic.
OOOOHHHH! What a great pull from history! Moyer never threw 94, but Parker's ability to flip junk, especially his curve, is classic lefty junkballing.
Not every young staff can be Seattle. I like it that guys like Irvin and Parker would get "Exceeds Expectations" on the mid-year performance reviews. Every team needs some exceeds expectations guys. I'd love it if they locked down the back end while Gore and maybe Cavalli, maybe Lara, maybe somebody else internal turns out to be 1-2-3 guys. 4 internals and a hired gun would make for a competitive rotation.