Will I see you all at the parade on Rue Ste-Catherine? We will party like it is 1980!
I am happy to report that mon chéri (French for my cherry) Patti and I have rekindled our love. At the moment, I am still living in my Peugeot, but we consider WiFi a human right in Canada so I have been able to follow my beloved Expos/Nats. As for the other cherry of my eye, my sweet Patti, she has been staying with my cousin Hugo who has been so unbelievably gracious to us -- he even lets her sleep in his bed (there is only one bed and the couch is not comfortable).
Regarding the most terrible misunderstanding with Tim Hortons, unfortunately I am still banned from all of their locations. Fret not, I am taking this matter to the Canadian Supreme Court. I wrote Justin Trudeau a number of letters and anticipate his response. I've been sorting through some other legal matters, and that is the reason for my prolonged absence. On this matter, my public defender Samuel has advised I do not comment. But I will say, it is outrageous that it is a "crime" to do some very light bathing in a public restroom sink.