Nationals @ Braves, Game 1

[mitlen]

Nah, Ray's retardation is diluted over all the words he speaks. Slate's is pure and concentrated into little nuggets he craps all over.

Yunz are mean to slate.    He's just in a slump.   

[RobDibblesGhost]

I can't wait to see Trea Turner win us playoff games

Only to see Zimmerman lose us the next game

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Ray is from Albaaaaany, GA...I have in-laws from that place, and their ability to talk endlessly about nothing is like an expanding gas filling every available space.     

[RobDibblesGhost]

Max

[mmzznnxx]

Yunz are mean to slate.    He's just in a slump.   

  You're right, he just needs 100 more posts to get back on track.

[Natsinpwc]

Braves have a cute sideline reporter.

http://www.foxsports.com/south/story/inside-braves-game-day-with-field-reporter-kelsey-wingert-061516

[mitlen]

Ray is from Albaaaaany, GA...I have in-laws from that place, and their ability to talk endlessly about nothing is like an expanding gas filling every available space.     

....   as they eat "an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese."

[mitlen]

Braves have a cute sideline reporter.

http://www.foxsports.com/south/story/inside-braves-game-day-with-field-reporter-kelsey-wingert-061516

If it ain't Kristina, she ain't "cute".

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

And take a nip from something in a small brown bag

....   as they eat "an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese."

[mitlen]

And take a nip from something in a small brown bag

[Natsinpwc]

If it ain't Kristina, she ain't "cute".

Kristina is a traitor.

Braves announcers saying nice things about the Nats.

[spidernat]

Yunz are mean to slate.    He's just in a slump.   

Longest slump in the history of slumps.

[mitlen]

WTF is Harper doin'?     Nail 'em all Uncle Ray.

[spidernat]

Is Harper's struggle at the plate transferring to his defense?

[mitlen]

Kristina is a traitor.

Then, sign me up for the Communist Party.    Oh wait, I'm already a member.

[Natsinpwc]

Longest slump in the history of slumps.

Who is going to break out first--Slate or Zimm? Or maybe neither?

[Natsinpwc]

Then, sign me up for the Communist Party.    Oh wait, I'm already a member.

Card carrying.  Akra club that is.

[varoadking]

Who is going to break out first--Slate or Zimm? Or maybe neither?

My money's on Slate...

[mmzznnxx]

Who is going to break out first--Slate or Zimm? Or maybe neither?

Danny Espinosa Jr.

[mitlen]

Danny Espinosa Jr.

Alright, you're cut off.    We'll send a coffee over to your table.

[spidernat]

Who is going to break out first--Slate or Zimm? Or maybe neither?

Slateman makes Zimmerman appear to be raking by comparison.

[spidernat]

They should also offer a none of the above political figurine.

[mmzznnxx]

Alright, you're cut off.    We'll send a coffee over to your table.

How dare you. I'm done when I say I'm done.

[mitlen]

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How dare you. I'm done when I say I'm done.

I used to believe that too.    Then I just accepted my fate.

[mitlen]

Joe West "craning his neck"?     What a scary thought that is.