Houston Astros vs. Washington Nationals: Game 3
Minute Maid Juice Box, Houston, Texas
6:05 P.M. local time (7:05 P.M. D.C. time), July 11, 2009
And now, the lineups!Note: These are projected lineups, as the real things will not appear until several hours before gametime. The projection may or may not be a total fabrication by yours truly.Houston Astros (43-43)Michael "Speedy Gonzalez" Bourn
Miguel "Sylvester" Tejada
Lance "Porky Pig" Berkman
Carlos "Daffy Duck" Lee
Geoff "Wile E. Coyote" Blum
Hunter "Elmer Fudd" Pence
Ivan "Yosemite Sam" Rodriguez
Kazuo "Foghorn Leghorn" Matsui*
Mike "Michigan J. Frog" Hampton
*You thought I was going to say Kazmanian Devil!Washington Nationals (25-60)Nyjer "The Feel-Good Movie of the Year!" Morgan
Nick "Featuring Ron Jeremy" Johnson
Ryan "Oscar-Nominated Supporting Actor" Zimmerman
Adam "Written by Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker" Dunn
Josh "Thrills, Chills, and Excitement" Willingham
Cristian "Two Thumbs Way Up!" Guzman
Anderson "Now in 3D!" Hernandez
Josh "Directed by Michael Bay" Bard
Craig "Rated NC-17" Stammen
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