Have we given Suzuki a WNFF nickname yet?
His college nickname was
Kurt Klutch. He's from Hawaii, so you might try
Hawaiian Punch.
MASN and Bob Carpenter keep stating his statistics that are only with the Nationals, excluding the whole season with Oakland. On Aug 13th, he called his 2 doubles his "first 2 of the season," when they were actually his 16th and 17th of the season. He had 15 HRs in 2009, so he'd been slumping this year at Oakland.