You crack me up. With the way you put it, I have to imagine Chico saying this to himself: "I'm gonna hang this pitch to you, Mr. Ryan Howard. Just try to hit it, nag!" 
LMAO
I've thought the same thing for a while. It's like sportsfan imagines our players with these crap-eating grins, thinking, "HAHAHA, watch me PISS OFF sportsfan here by being a complete douchebag and doing something that no baseball player should ever do!"
