I don't think we've welcomed every new member, but usually someone will get the welcome mat swept off and send out a welcome aboard greeting.
Good to have you here, and you're even allowed to ask the DUH type questions, and give the same DUH type replies. We have fun here, and as for your "one of these days" signature you,re gonna make, try and keep it a reasonable size. When they get too big, they distract form the message.
BTW, I'm ken, and on that "other board" I'm known as Shoeless Joe Jackson