Zimmerman is slowly losing nicknames.
I think he leaves his fielding gloves on when he takes his at-bats. We should call him Glover. Like Danny Glover. We should call him Danny. And because his last name ends with "man", we should call him Dan the Man.
It would be cool because Dan the Man is a decent nickname, and NOBODY would have ANY idea why the hell we were calling someone named Ryan Dan the Man.