The Fish are 10-5 and we are 4-11. bwahahahahahah. This is all like a bad nightmare.
They're actually 9-5.
Also:
14 of their first 20 games are against teams with losing records in 2007. Starting on the 23rd, they have 14 straight against teams with winning records in '07.
The defense is making errors at a greater rate than last years worst in MLB defense.
4 of the 9 wins have been by a single run, and they have been outscored 75-66.
The starters have the worst ERA in the majors, and the team totals are tied with the Nats for the worst in the NL.
They have the worst K/BB ratio in MLB.
They have Dan Uggla batting 2nd, and, of course, have the MLB worst OBP in that position.
They have Fredi Gonzalez as their manager.