Whew, that's a relief I almost spilt my beer.
Please don't do that, I'd feel awful if that happened. I still haven't gotten over the trauma from last season when Salty lost a full one in Nats Park. But I'm thinking if you come with us, the three of us could break in, you look outside for cops, and Salty and I can recreate the events that led up to the tragic loss, and I think we can find it again.
It might take an hour and a half or so, we're going to have to spend some time in the Loft re-creating the mood.