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Offline CALSGR8

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #200: April 21, 2008, 07:54:15 AM »
Actually for a short time he did have a red stapler avi!

Hope your office isn't in the basement!   ;) :lol:

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #201: April 21, 2008, 08:28:23 AM »
Oh, I missed that one. :lol:

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« Reply #202: April 21, 2008, 03:46:27 PM »
Back by popular request :)

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #203: April 21, 2008, 04:38:08 PM »
:lol: Okay, so I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, but I do recall seeing that pic now. Only thing is, I couldn't quite make out what it was before and thought it might be a set of those fake choppers.  :-[  :D

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #204: April 21, 2008, 05:41:04 PM »
I'm not exactly sure how to take this comic that was in the Post today.  It was a comic Called Prickly City.  Notice the Curly W on the cap of the pitcher:




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Offline natsfan1a

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #205: April 21, 2008, 05:51:41 PM »
hmmm

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Offline saltydad

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #207: April 24, 2008, 01:23:04 PM »
 ^^hilarious!

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #209: April 28, 2008, 10:40:56 AM »
TOP 10 - BEST GOLF CADDIE REMARKS

#10
Ernie: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Ernie: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8
Ernie: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#7
Ernie: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Ernie: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence."

#5
Ernie: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4
Ernie: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#3
Ernie: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Ernie: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

and the #1 best caddy comment:
Ernie: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #210: April 28, 2008, 10:52:34 AM »
#6
Ernie: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence."

Definitely my favorite. Had me cracking up.

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #212: May 10, 2008, 11:40:52 AM »
From the banana forum....

VODKA

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the feces out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".

12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's


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Offline natsfan1a

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #213: May 13, 2008, 11:00:10 PM »
Another cartoon:

Offline CALSGR8

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #214: May 13, 2008, 11:35:36 PM »
I wonder if the 3rd batter will attack the ball?  or maybe he's just chicken  :lol:

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #215: May 14, 2008, 08:10:58 AM »
:lol: I have a beef with that comment.

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #216: May 14, 2008, 10:39:39 AM »
:lol: I have a beef with that comment.

I hope the batter gets a hit so he can moooove around the bases.   :lol:

Very Punny!   :roll: :D

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #217: May 14, 2008, 10:48:24 AM »
:clap:

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #218: May 14, 2008, 11:08:32 AM »
I'll bet the chicken FOWLS out

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #219: May 14, 2008, 11:54:30 AM »
:lol:

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #220: May 14, 2008, 12:26:39 PM »
I'll bet the chicken FOWLS out

I don't think you should be egging them on.

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #221: May 14, 2008, 12:36:47 PM »
I don't think you should be egging them on.

 :rofl: :icon_mrgreen: :roll:

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #222: May 14, 2008, 03:22:00 PM »
:lol:

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #223: May 14, 2008, 03:44:05 PM »
Oh quit HAMMING it up ;)

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Re: DUMB JOKE
« Reply #224: May 14, 2008, 03:47:30 PM »
:lol: It just keeps getting better and better!