Classic Quotes By Forum Members

[kimnat]

From: http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,6406.25.html

"This is one of those debates that only time will solve, and no one doubts that Dukes COULD be a huge star, but flour, water, eggs, and suger can make cookies, but they can also make a fruitcake."

   ~Evolution33

That IS the quote of the year!

[shoeshineboy]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,3274.msg67929.html#msg67929

 Re: Nationals @ Marlins, Game 3
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2007, 01:41:01 PM » 

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What a f*cking idiot.. Go Kill yourself, Jerome Williams.  Piece of ****

Still cracks me up when I think about it.

[ronnynat]

^LOL...that is great. I had totally forgotten about Jerome Williams. Where'd he start off in the rotation?

[spidernat]

^ 4th

[CALSGR8]

That made up book thread had a few more.

"Anger Management" - by Elijah Dukes (should this be moved to another thread 

This one was Newsworthy these days:



"sterios & strikeouts", foreward my palmerio, written by bonds and published by bud selig 

[ronnynat]

^ 4th

haha...I guess we will be better, regardless.

[spidernat]

haha...I guess we will be better, regardless.

He wasn't there long enough (about as long as JPWH). Bacsik spent more time in our starting rotation than those two put together. So I guess theoretically, as long as we're not counting on the likes of Jerome Williams, Mike Bacsik and JPWH or Mark Prior (as some have suggested) our pitching should improve by default if by no other reason. Can we count on Hill? I'd like to believe that we can but at this point I'm skeptic about that happening (at least not early in the season). Let's keep our fingers crossed on that. Anyway, that leaves Bergmann, Chico, Redding and a crop of about 4 up and comers. 

[ronnynat]

Just ran into this older one. From: http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,3943.0.html

"Robert Fick Flies Out Softly"

  ~PANatsFan

That is the name of the THREAD. 

[Roarin Storen]

My sig.

[GburgNatsFan]

Thank you, Rhodesia!!!

But you really had to be there. Ali is a smarter dude than me.

[Senators2005]

  http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,1309.msg24551.html#msg24551

"I need a keyboard with fist sized keys so i can PUNCH what i type and expend some energy" -Dave B

Typed after yet another heartbreaking loss during the 2006 season.

[ronnynat]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,6822.0/topicseen.html

"What's Bacsik's claim to fame other than bending over to allow Bonds to go deep?"

   ~spidernat

[ronnynat]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,8130.75.html

"Church was pretty good for a little while last year also. Just give it time, like a set of knockers, the gravity of the season should knock them down a little."

    -spidernat

[tomterp]

commenting on Houston fans being ejected for a verbal altercation with Paul Lo Duca:

That's totally pitiful...saw them on TV, looked like your garden variety rednecks in golf shirts.  Probably took the F250 to Hooters to round out the evening.

[BBQ]

Here is what I got on myself


"No don't panic yet we were exceding expectations for awhile we will get it together once Willy Mo comes back." Wow was I wrong

[ronnynat]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,8425.msg227842.html#quickreply

another Debbi Taylor classic ... "its amazing that he was able to throw out the first pitch considering he was born without arms ... or hands"

    -Steve Heezy

[spidernat]

I was reminiscing on some of the classic quotes and ran across this one Oh for the good old days.

From: http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,1123.0.html

"I'll come around when the Nats start fielding a decent team. Right now, all I can say is, 'Thank God for the Marlins' "

   -Kenz aFan

[saltydad]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,8425.msg227842.html#quickreply

    -Steve Heezy

 

and Spider, for the gravity reference..

[spidernat]

Nationals.com ladies night?  Does that mean you can't score and try to hit the first thing that comes at you?

Chief

Chief in reference to the Nats offensive woes in the game thread (5/31) against Webb.

[spidernat]

In response to one of AZ's bouts of masturbation over Dukes.   


"How many packs of tube socks has your mom had to buy you since we got Dukes?"

~ ronnynat



http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,5121.75.html

[ronnynat]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,4333.25.html

"Screw the people that have given up on Nook. I still support him 100%, and the only player i would be in favor of replacing Nook is Andruw Jones (next year)."

   -AZ


This made me crack the fack up.

[spidernat]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,4333.25.html

"Screw the people that have given up on Nook. I still support him 100%, and the only player i would be in favor of replacing Nook is Andruw Jones (next year)."

   -AZ


This made me crack the fack up.

In 20 years AZ will become the Nats GM. 

[eckseid]

http://www.wnff.net/index.php/topic,4333.25.html

"Screw the people that have given up on Nook. I still support him 100%, and the only player i would be in favor of replacing Nook is Andruw Jones (next year)."

   -AZ


This made me crack the fack up.

HA.. wow.

[nats2playoffs]

With the Nationals suffering a 4-15 Won-Loss record, and holding a 4-1 LEAD in the 8th inning, we got this gem on April 29, 2009

ight you either here from me in 10 minutes after a win or i'm walking into wisconsin avenue traffic.  if that's the case, tell the world my story ... cmdterps there are pictures and a stash of 300 dollars in my old dresser, sf sorry for busting your balls and eagleskins you're the man baby.

 

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Excellent

With the Nationals suffering a 4-15 Won-Loss record, and holding a 4-1 LEAD in the 6th inning, we got this gem on April 29, 2009