Now, go to the doctor, some of you!
I'll give this to you - your role here as the Greek Chorus (aka the 'Stop Freaking Out' Guy) has developed its own charm. Sorta goes with the South Park avatar. (Who is that guy supposed to be, by the way?)
Why, thank you! I'm sort of famous, I guess. It's just that I get a kick out of the near state of panic--and yes, elation--that abounds here.
The South Park guy is a representation of myself, actually. Slayer shirt, mug of beer in hand (though I don't drink a lot of it), goatee. My fiancee created it using this website that lets you create your own South Park character.