I think you all need to quit it with this "how long I've been a fan" crap. Its the 4th, the BBQs are going, some good flicks in the theater, that little team in DC smacked the **** out of the Cubs today. Just grab a drink preference, go out, relax, and bask in the glow of today. To hell with all this bickering....
....besides, we all know I am the biggest Nats fan of them all. [Ducks for cover] 
Happy 4th!
(Sing the following lyrics to the tune of "God Bless America")
God Bless the Nationals
Stomp on the Cubs
Stand astride them
And blind them
Strike them out, wipe them out, crush that club!
From the first pitch
To the last call
We will cheer and wish you luck
God bless the Nationals
The Cubs still suck
God bless the Nationals
The Cubs .... still....SUCK!!!!!
