You're not.
I remember you saying you were an EMT. Which makes perfect sense. They think they are smart because someone has taught them a few fancy words. But once they talk to anyone who actually knows what they are talking about, they don’t have the knowledge of a 2nd month medical student.
That’s you. And you make up for it by coming to a baseball message board to try to make fans feel stupid.
It would be funny if it weren’t so sad...
So sure, Slate, you’re so right. You’re so smart and so cool.