Our International WNFF fan has confirmed August 4th...
which national anthem are we going to need to sing? G-d save the Queen (by the Sex Pistols), Blame Canada, or the Philosophers Song from the University of Walamalu?
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume William Freidrich Hegel.
and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as shlossed as Schlegel.
There's nothing nature couldn't teach 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
OK - I needed help on two lines. Hegel's name and the wittgenstein line. I had originally put in "Rene Decartes was a drunken fart, 'I drink therefore I am,'" which is the second stanza