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Offline tomterp

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #50: February 26, 2018, 03:48:30 PM »
I added my 2 cents (plus 4.98).

Damn, so much for the open bar at your wedding.   

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #51: February 26, 2018, 08:01:41 PM »
Agabi and Associates.
Solicitors and Advocates.
5th floor, Unity House.
Lagos.

Dear Your Most Exalted Chief,

I am Mr. Paul Agabi, a Lawyer by profession. I am the personal attorney to Mr. Ali DuChat , a national of your country, who used to work with Chevron Oil Exploration Company in Nigeria, herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On the 21st of April 2016, my client, his wife and their only child were involved in a car accident along Lagos - Ibadan express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives. This has proved unsuccessful. I came to know about you through an enquiry I was making in the internet, and I found out you shared the same surname with my client, which is why I have decided to contact you, in order to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank.

Particularly, in a local commercial bank here where the deceased had an account valued at about US$ 15.5 Million Dollars, has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisticated within the next ten official working days.

Since i have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$15.5 Million Dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, on the ratio of 50% for me, and 50% for you.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this business through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by email and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about the details of this transaction.

Best regards, Mr. Paul Agabi. solicitor.

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #52: February 26, 2018, 09:26:02 PM »
Damn, so much for the open bar at your wedding.   

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I'm still dealing with shell shock of the offer we just put in on a house. So many zeroes....

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #53: February 26, 2018, 09:29:00 PM »
Agabi and Associates.
Solicitors and Advocates.
5th floor, Unity House.
Lagos.

Dear Your Most Exalted Chief,

I am Mr. Paul Agabi, a Lawyer by profession. I am the personal attorney to Mr. Ali DuChat , a national of your country, who used to work with Chevron Oil Exploration Company in Nigeria, herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On the 21st of April 2016, my client, his wife and their only child were involved in a car accident along Lagos - Ibadan express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives. This has proved unsuccessful. I came to know about you through an enquiry I was making in the internet, and I found out you shared the same surname with my client, which is why I have decided to contact you, in order to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank.

Particularly, in a local commercial bank here where the deceased had an account valued at about US$ 15.5 Million Dollars, has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisticated within the next ten official working days.

Since i have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$15.5 Million Dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, on the ratio of 50% for me, and 50% for you.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this business through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by email and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about the details of this transaction.

Best regards, Mr. Paul Agabi. solicitor.

you write this or did this come in for the late Mr. DuChat?

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #54: February 27, 2018, 09:58:16 AM »
I'm still dealing with shell shock of the offer we just put in on a house. So many zeroes....

Wait till you sign the mortgage docs and see how far away the final mortgage payment date is. :shock:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #55: February 27, 2018, 10:10:03 AM »
Wait till you sign the mortgage docs and see how far away the final mortgage payment date is. :shock:

And the total amount you owe if you pay it over 30 years on schedule.

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #56: February 27, 2018, 11:02:49 AM »
Wait till you sign the mortgage docs and see how far away the final mortgage payment date is. :shock:
And the total amount you owe if you pay it over 30 years on schedule.

Stop breaking my already ruined spirit! :)

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #57: February 27, 2018, 11:06:20 AM »
Stop breaking my already ruined spirit! :)
Do a 15 year mortgage if you can.

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #58: February 27, 2018, 01:21:45 PM »
Do a 15 year mortgage if you can.
Or do a 30 year and make an extra payment every year. Ends up being like a 18 year mortgage or something.

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #59: February 27, 2018, 02:52:18 PM »
Do a 15 year mortgage if you can.

Placeholder for N2P to properly celebrate your 10,000th post.    :metal:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #60: March 07, 2018, 08:12:15 PM »
just a thought, promote this again in February when I assume board traffic increases coinciding with the start of spring training?

Nothing but crickets...

...how about it people?

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #61: March 08, 2018, 09:16:42 AM »
up to 720 now  :metal:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #62: March 08, 2018, 04:42:01 PM »
up to 720 now  :metal:

So 200 bucks short or so? I just kicked in a bit more.

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #63: March 08, 2018, 04:44:20 PM »
So 200 bucks short or so? I just kicked in a bit more.

 :thumbs:


Thanks...  ;)

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #64: March 08, 2018, 09:26:27 PM »
So 200 bucks short or so? I just kicked in a bit more.

I think we have the earlier donors kicking in more.  How about some of you cheap bastards that post here all the time kicking in some too?     :rant:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #65: March 08, 2018, 09:31:24 PM »
I think we have the earlier donors kicking in more.  How about some of you cheap bastards that post here all the time kicking in some too?     :rant:

Not exactly how I would have phrased it, but you have managed to capture the essence... 

;)

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #66: March 08, 2018, 09:35:47 PM »
Not exactly how I would have phrased it, but you have managed to capture the essence... 

;)

...   and my mother-in-law sez I'm abrupt.    :)

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #67: March 08, 2018, 09:44:28 PM »
...   and my mother-in-law sez I'm abrupt.    :)

You should have Tom over to the house...  :hysterical:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #68: March 08, 2018, 10:19:33 PM »
You should have Tom over to the house...  :hysterical:

Hey, nice to meet you misses, where's the liquor cabinet?   

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #69: March 08, 2018, 10:20:33 PM »
Hey, nice to meet you misses, where's the liquor cabinet?   

Mother-in-law's in Seattle.    Road trip    .....

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #70: March 09, 2018, 08:57:30 AM »
Up to 830 now  :minigunz:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #71: March 09, 2018, 09:23:57 AM »
Contributed.

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #72: March 09, 2018, 01:12:55 PM »

If we fall short, I suggest that we shut down the Politics thread to save the bandwidth...

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #73: March 09, 2018, 01:14:52 PM »
If we fall short, I suggest that we shut down the Politics thread to save the bandwidth...


I'd give more but The Chief won't give up banning rights.      :mg:

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Re: 2018 WNFF Fund Drive
« Reply #74: March 09, 2018, 01:27:42 PM »
I chipped in another $20. 


Does the shortfall mean the Mods cannot take their annual trip to Cancun?