Sadly, the rest of our division is dogcrap. We'll have a sizable lead at the deadline so they won't trade him for anything because "we have a chance" even though we'll play like crap against the real World Series contenders in the NL. We'll then bow-out in the NLDS (again) and Harper will be playing in New York or L.A. next year and Rizzo will be caught with his dick in his hand (again).
Should've made him a catcher.
