I want my 1000th post to come during a Nationals win and I want it to be a memorable one. So I'm going to be choosing my 999th and 1000th post wisely.
Just use Remove
to get rid of posts, one at a time, to keep yourself at 999...
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! People will go crazy anticipating the 1000th.
Bedard is from CANADA. That explains everything. Ask Shawn Hill. We are doomed.