Nationals @ Padres, Game 1

[mitlen]

That's why the best excuse to get out of work or a phone call like that is to say you have to go because you can't stop crapting. No one will think you'll be crazy enough to lie about it and everyone knows that feeling at some point.

He knows that trick.   Plus, I could go take a crap and he'd still be talking when I got back.

[mitlen]

Call screening is the best invention since canned peaches. I have not answered my land line in weeks. All I get is marketing calls on that line.

We made an appointment for him to call.   I never answer my home phone.   I have the call screening turned off.    I check caller ID at 7 PM.    I check the cell every Tuesday at 10 AM.

[skippy1999]

Call screening is the best invention since canned peaches. I have not answered my land line in weeks. All I get is marketing calls on that line.

 Call screening at work so you can avoid that pain in the ass client who's always angry, that's the best

[bluestreak]

1) did FP admit to using a corked bat?
2) is Careless Whisper a thing? This isn’t the first guy I’ve seen that’s used it.

[mitlen]

Call screening at work so you can avoid that pain in the ass client who's always angry, that's the best

...  and chews gum.

[Baseball is Life]

Call screening at work so you can avoid that pain in the ass client who's always angry, that's the best

Yes, indeed. Even better at the office.

[mmzznnxx]

He knows that trick.   Plus, I could go take a crap and he'd still be talking when I got back.

Then man, u're in a rough spot.

[Baseball is Life]

I would cancel my land line if my wife wasn't so old school.

[mitlen]

I would cancel my land line if my wife wasn't so old school.

I'm waitin' to replace my dial phone.   

[Truconfidence]

1) did FP admit to using a corked bat?
2) is Careless Whisper a thing? This isn’t the first guy I’ve seen that’s used it.

I thought Josh Reddick was 1st to do it.

[spidernat]

so far so good with Jackson tonight

[Baseball is Life]

Sad news on my news alert...Mark Lerner had leg amputated after cancer treatment.

[bluestreak]

For those of you who wanted Trevor Rosenthal, he just went to DL with arm tightness.

[spidernat]

For those of you who wanted Trevor Rosenthal, he just went to DL with arm tightness.

so what? Madson is on DL too.

[mmzznnxx]

Sad news on my news alert...Mark Lerner had leg amputated after cancer treatment.

He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

[spidernat]

He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

[Baseball is Life]

He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

Not funny.

[mitlen]

Not funny.

Stand back.   Give me some room.    I agree with BiL.

[mmzznnxx]

Not funny.

Not being funny's never stopped me before.

[Baseball is Life]

Not being funny's never stopped me before.

Comedy is hard. You failed at it. Miserably.

[Mathguy]

Oh c'mon mmzz - at a time like this, can't you think of how Mark Lerner has been a positive influence to life in the DC area ?

He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

[spidernat]

For someone who claims that he hates the #6, Rendon sure loves hitting 6th.

[spidernat]

Oh c'mon mmzz - at a time like this, can't you think of how Mark Lerner has been a positive influence to life in the DC area ?

[mmzznnxx]

Comedy is hard. You failed at it. Miserably.

Try, try again.

[Baseball is Life]

Stand back.   Give me some room.    I agree with BiL.

It was just an immature comment. These youngins haven't lived live enough to know certain boundaries.