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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #100: August 17, 2017, 11:33:29 PM »
That's why the best excuse to get out of work or a phone call like that is to say you have to go because you can't stop crapting. No one will think you'll be crazy enough to lie about it and everyone knows that feeling at some point.

He knows that trick.   Plus, I could go take a crap and he'd still be talking when I got back.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #101: August 17, 2017, 11:35:00 PM »
Call screening is the best invention since canned peaches. I have not answered my land line in weeks. All I get is marketing calls on that line.

We made an appointment for him to call.   I never answer my home phone.   I have the call screening turned off.    I check caller ID at 7 PM.    I check the cell every Tuesday at 10 AM.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #102: August 17, 2017, 11:35:35 PM »
Call screening is the best invention since canned peaches. I have not answered my land line in weeks. All I get is marketing calls on that line.

 Call screening at work so you can avoid that pain in the ass client who's always angry, that's the best :)

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #103: August 17, 2017, 11:36:14 PM »
1) did FP admit to using a corked bat?
2) is Careless Whisper a thing? This isn’t the first guy I’ve seen that’s used it.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #104: August 17, 2017, 11:36:58 PM »
Call screening at work so you can avoid that pain in the ass client who's always angry, that's the best :)

...  and chews gum.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #105: August 17, 2017, 11:37:01 PM »
Call screening at work so you can avoid that pain in the ass client who's always angry, that's the best :)

Yes, indeed. Even better at the office.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #106: August 17, 2017, 11:37:27 PM »
He knows that trick.   Plus, I could go take a crap and he'd still be talking when I got back.

Then man, u're in a rough spot.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #107: August 17, 2017, 11:38:04 PM »
I would cancel my land line if my wife wasn't so old school.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #108: August 17, 2017, 11:41:37 PM »
I would cancel my land line if my wife wasn't so old school.

I'm waitin' to replace my dial phone.    :old:

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #109: August 17, 2017, 11:42:38 PM »
1) did FP admit to using a corked bat?
2) is Careless Whisper a thing? This isn’t the first guy I’ve seen that’s used it.

I thought Josh Reddick was 1st to do it.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #110: August 17, 2017, 11:48:43 PM »
so far so good with Jackson tonight

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #111: August 17, 2017, 11:49:05 PM »
Sad news on my news alert...Mark Lerner had leg amputated after cancer treatment.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #112: August 17, 2017, 11:49:45 PM »
For those of you who wanted Trevor Rosenthal, he just went to DL with arm tightness.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #113: August 17, 2017, 11:50:47 PM »
For those of you who wanted Trevor Rosenthal, he just went to DL with arm tightness.



so what? Madson is on DL too. :shrug:

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #114: August 17, 2017, 11:51:28 PM »
Sad news on my news alert...Mark Lerner had leg amputated after cancer treatment.

He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #115: August 17, 2017, 11:52:09 PM »
He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.


:shock:


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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #116: August 17, 2017, 11:52:21 PM »
He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

Not funny.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #117: August 17, 2017, 11:52:57 PM »
Not funny.

Stand back.   Give me some room.    I agree with BiL.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #118: August 17, 2017, 11:54:22 PM »
Not funny.

Not being funny's never stopped me before.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #119: August 17, 2017, 11:55:25 PM »
Not being funny's never stopped me before.

Comedy is hard. You failed at it. Miserably.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #120: August 17, 2017, 11:56:02 PM »
Oh c'mon mmzz - at a time like this, can't you think of how Mark Lerner has been a positive influence to life in the DC area ?

He's losing the arm too when he sees how much the rainouts hurt concessions so far this year.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #121: August 17, 2017, 11:56:30 PM »
For someone who claims that he hates the #6, Rendon sure loves hitting 6th.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #122: August 17, 2017, 11:56:54 PM »
Oh c'mon mmzz - at a time like this, can't you think of how Mark Lerner has been a positive influence to life in the DC area ?




:crackup:

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #123: August 17, 2017, 11:57:05 PM »
Comedy is hard. You failed at it. Miserably.

Try, try again.

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Re: Nationals @ Padres, Game 1
« Reply #124: August 17, 2017, 11:57:29 PM »
Stand back.   Give me some room.    I agree with BiL.

It was just an immature comment. These youngins haven't lived live enough to know certain boundaries.