Nationals vs Reds, Game 1

[mmzznnxx]

The stench of #8 is slowly being being exercised by the holy powers of Goodwin.

[awbb]

G-man. Way to go.

[spidernat]

Too soon to give Goodwin the keys to the city? 

  There are usually posters that fall head over heels with a young player's early hot streak but he hasn't been able to really capture anyone's fancy just yet. But it won't be long before someone makes that suggestion.

[mitlen]

Bob needs to just call the game as it happens.

[varoadking]

Nice hustle, Zimm...

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Defenestration is such hippy millennial hipster shtick.  Guns are how it's done here. 

Be sure to avoid being near a castle window whilst watching an incestuous tryst.

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[spidernat]

heads up play by the catcher

[trangert418]

Looked fair to me

[nats2playoffs]

1st   Lord Scooter Gennett homered to right.   1   0
1st   Lord Schebler hit sacrifice fly to center, Lord Votto scored, Lord Duvall to third.   2   0
1st   Lord Mesoraco singled to right, Lord Duvall scored, Lord Suárez to second.   3   0
1st   Peraza singled to center, Lord Suárez scored, Mesoraco to second.   4   0
1st   Good Knight-Farter Goodwin homered to right.   4   1
3rd   Mesoraco singled to center, Lord Schebler scored.   5   1
4th   Royal Rendon homered to center.   5   2
6th   Lord Murphy homered to right.   5   3
6th   Artisan Drew hit sacrifice fly to left, Royal Rendon scored.   5   4
7th   Good Knight-Farter Goodwin homered to right.   5   5

House of Cincinnati  5
   House of Stressburg  5

[varoadking]

I doubt they will be saying Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.. .

[mmzznnxx]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

[spidernat]

I can think of a couple other flashbacks involving Storen (and Bob loved one of them).

[awbb]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Don't ever welcome back ex-players during the game. Give them a nice round of applause or something when it's over if you feel you must.

In this case Storen's tumble from competence is a reason that our bullpen keeps requiring triage.

[mitlen]

Don't ever welcome back ex-players during the game. Give them a nice round of applause or something when it's over if you feel you must.

Golf clap; sip of beer.

[NatNasty]

Damnit.  I wanted to see his ass get rocked, so bad that he'd wind up punching a locker and busting his hand.

[NatNasty]

Blake channeling his inner Drew

[mitlen]

Nice play Murph.

[nats2playoffs]

That looks like the midget from Pixel.

Peter Dinklage was in Pixels as well as The Station Agent (2003), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) and others. For Game of Thrones, he won a Golden Globe Award and two Primetime Emmy Awards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dinklage

[mitlen]

Hey spider, what's up with the 88 shirt.    Is that for Dale, JR ?

[awbb]

Golf clap; sip of beer.

The way this one is going, I might need more than a sip.

What is 'Golf clap'? The applause you get when a southern gentleman says 'Fore please, Mitlen now driving.'? Or an STD caught in a German car?

[mitlen]

The way this one is going, I might need more than a sip.

What is 'Golf clap'? The applause you get when a southern gentleman says 'Fore please, Mitlen now driving.'? Or an STD caught in a German car?

Polite applause like when Sir Nick sinks a putt on 12 in the Open.     Gulf clap is from the UAE.

[awbb]

Polite applause like when Sir Nick sinks a putt on 12 in the Open.

I'd applaud the Golden Bear. I'd grimace for Faldo.

[spidernat]

Hey spider, what's up with the 88 shirt.    Is that for Dale, JR ?

The year "I" turned 21.

[mitlen]

I'd applaud the Golden Bear. I'd grimace for Faldo.

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeriste I "hated" Nicklaus.

[spidernat]

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Peter Dinklage was in Pixels as well as The Station Agent (2003), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) and others. For Game of Thrones, he won a Golden Globe Award and two Primetime Emmy Awards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dinklage

He always plays a piece of crap.