Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster

[aspenbubba]

If the mods want to merge this with any other thread I'm fine with it. I went back several years and could not find a Kelley thread.

2016   58 innings pitched              9 HR's   19 Runs    11 BB

2017   18 innings pitched              9 HR's   14 Runs     9 BB

His WHIP has almost doubled. He needs to be DFA'ed

[metssuck]

His homeruns are  almost obligatory at the moment. It's like looking at Jason Bergman all over again...

[Slateman]

Needs to get checked out, medically. Then DL'd. It also wouldn't surprise me if he has another, smaller tear

[dcpatti]

He's also a $5.5m/year line item that isn't going to get DFA'ed unless the team is 1000000% sure he's broken beyond repair. So now would be a good time to take up meditation or something, learn to relax, until they figure out what's wrong with him. Arm or mental? Who knows. But he ain't going anywhere except maybe the DL.

[dshawg77]

When you mess with people's roles...this is what happens. A real shame. Thanks Lerners.

[dcpatti]

Jorge Castillo @jorgeccastillo

Dusty said Kelley is dealing with a neck spasm + too early to say if a DL stint is needed. Said he was concerned with his velo last night.

2:18 PM · Jun 17, 2017

[aspenbubba]

Jorge Castillo @jorgeccastillo

Dusty said Kelley is dealing with a neck spasm + too early to say if a DL stint is needed. Said he was concerned with his velo last night.

2:18 PM · Jun 17, 2017

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

[Natsinpwc]

 

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

[spidernat]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

[varoadking]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

[mitlen]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

[JCA-CrystalCity]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

for the records, POTY nominee.

[Expos]

Who is worse? Kelly or Blanton??

[spidernat]

Same guys, different screen names?

[welch]

Who is worse? Kelly or Blanton??

Ha!!

[Optics]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

https://media.giphy.com/media/vMnuZGHJfFSTe/giphy.gif

[bluestreak]

Well, he's on the 10 day DL now.

[GburgNatsFan]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

[UMDNats]

That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

slow clap

[KV]

Has he been DFA'd yet?

[Slateman]

Has he been DFA'd yet?

Are you kidding? Kelley will make the postseason roster.

[bluestreak]

If I was this consistently bad at my job and hadn’t been crap-canned, my co-workers would certainly have murdered me by now.

[tomterp]

Are you kidding? Kelley will make the postseason roster.

That's as ridiculous as it gets. 

But still, it's entirely likely.   

  

[Truconfidence]

Basically the only spot to debate on the postseason roster is Kelley or Romero.

[aspenbubba]

If I was this consistently bad at my job and hadn’t been crap-canned, my co-workers would certainly have murdered me by now.

I thought of doing it last night but I have other people on my list first.